Objectify Men Daily (but shave them first if they have chinpubes)
haha check it out i’m imposing my own fascist standards of beauty on this unidentified young man and i don’t even give a fuck. call the police
Oh Jesus. I didn’t even notice the chin pubes… now it’s all I can see. You are officially a spank-bank ruiner, 3liza. WAY TO GO.
We call that a “Beaver Dam” where I come from. (The act of thwarting another woman’s spank, not the chin pubes. Although I guess that works as well.)
(Source: epicenity)